Fat ass in a bowl

Joker's away tonight for a Widespread Panic show in Philly. Since he took the train down mid-afternoon, I had a great opportunity to hang with the Bug - we had a fabulous trip to the park, and a super fun bath. But after she went to sleep, I was left with this burning question: "What in the hell am I going to eat tonight?"

That question was answered very simply, as follows. Boil water. Open a box of macaroni and cheese. Cook macaroni. Drain macaroni. Add to saucepan a little butter, cheese powder, and double the requisite amount of milk, the latter on accident. Add macaroni to saucepan. Wonder why it looks runny. Realize mistake. Figure out solution. Throw in a handful of shredded cheddar cheese and a handful of grated parmesan. Add a little more cheddar. Stir. Toss in an avocado. Douse with chipotle hot sauce. Wash down with half a bottle of white wine.