"Chatterbox ass hat"

This is what Joker just called me while he was sitting fully clothed in the bathtub petting Buffy, and we were debating whether the odds of his taking a shower today were greater than zero percent.

My new favorite word

It's "polterwang". I had to look it up when I saw it on Go Fug Yourself.

I can't stop cracking up.

Current favorite word

omphaloskepsis -- the contemplation of one's navel

Usually, it is used as a metaphor meaning 'complacent self-absorption', but I prefer the literal meaning.